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BREAKING: Abducted Wisconsin 13 year old found alive UPDATED: Suspect ID’ed UPDATE #2: Friday Afternoon Sheriff presser vid

Jayme Closs, the 13 year old Barron, Wisconsin girl who was abducted in October has been found alive.

Twin Cities KARE 11 reports a suspect has been taken into custody.

Full report here.

Closs was abducted from her home in mid-October.  Her parents were murdered the night she was taken.

No information on the alleged perp has been released.

 

Update:

Suspect identified as Jake Thomas Patterson.

Second Update:

Friday afternoon press conference video

 
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