A Mitt’s Purpose


There’s a movie that was out a while back that I have never seen called A Dog’s Purpose.

I have never seen it because while I can watch all sorts of gruesome blood splatted mayhem like The Evil Dead trilogy or Blackhawk Down or anything where-in Joe Pesci goes nuts I cannot watch a movie where a dog dies and apparently that is the main story line in this flick.

It seems the purpose of the multiply re-incarnated hound is to do what dogs do best and that’s to be a role model for their owners.

And so it has recently become clear that Mitt Romney also serves a purpose – although with Willard it seems he is less a role model than a doormat and ankle-biting attack poodle for his UniParty owners.

Why just the other day the Uniparty yanked Willard’s short leash and he went all bow-wow, woof woof, grrr about the Bad Orange Man.

But, as Instant Karma would have it, Willard’s Larger Purpose became very well known to even those that have long doubted Mitt’s role: he very clearly demonstrated that his job, reason for being, whatever, was to insure that if the Bad Orange Man is removed from the White House by coup or other means that the GOP UniParty Division never ever wins another election anywhere.

This is also sometimes known as An Unintended Consequence.

Because while Cocaine Mitch can play fey and coy, We All Know that he has the same purpose as Willard.

And so do most every other Uniparty GOP Division senators, representatives and candidates.

See, we Deplorables are used to Not Getting Along.  Why up until recently we were the ginger-topped adoptees of the Uniparty GOP Division – thrown the occasional meatless bone and locked in the closet until the Fancy Neighbors took their leave at the evening’s end.

So if the GOP Uniparty Division thinks it can survive without The Deplorables, well, by all means have at it.

As I said, we Deplorables are used to Not Getting Along.

And make no mistake about it: we won’t be predisposed to Get Along down the coming road either.

So see, Mitt’s purpose has been served…

Bruno Strozek

Written by Bruno Strozek

Bruno Strozek is the author of occasionally semi-coherent piffle and has been a Writer/Editor at Sparta Report since July 2016.

Strozek, along with his alter-egos the decadent, drug-addled Sixties refugee Uncle Bruno and his intolerably feminist SJW Cousin Brunoetta have been riding the not-yet crested wave of deplorability with posts covering politics, sports, entertainment and zombies.

Aptly described as both "hilarious and deeply disturbed" Strozek has enthusiastically embraced the recommendation of the late Raoul Duke that "when the going gets weird the weird turn pro."

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