It’s the New Hawtness in IQ tests: a self-scoring on-line profile that lets you check out how you stack up in today’s Intersectional World.
The Intersectional Score Calculator (link here) is designed to help The Unwoke calculate the contents of their Invisible Knapsack of Oppression and Privilege:
You may have heard of intersectionality – “the theory that the overlap of various social identities, contributes to the systemic oppression and discrimination experienced by an individual” – but don’t know how to compare your level of oppression with others. Now, you can!
What is an Intersectionality Score?
It’s an easy and effective way to measure the systematic oppression and discrimination faced by an individual due to their multiple identity factors. Having a high Intersectionality Score means being faced with more challenges to get ahead than someone who has a lower score.
The categories include the old, uh, longevity gifted, standbys such as sex organs you were born with, genetic degree of melanin shading, proclivities regarding who you wanna hump (mosta the time), contents of your bank account(s) – all the usual suspects that comprise the events of the #Woke Olympics.
Categories missing include: employed-unemployed, white collar-blue collar, environmentalist-settled science denier, urban hipster-rural hick, modern rock-classic rock, antifa-deplorable, pot-beer, public dole-self supporting, and, finally, Hot Air-Sparta Report.
Your Uncle Bruno took the test a few of times (tweeked the sliders some) and landed in the 67%-75% Privileged, Un-Woke camp.
There’s your Base Line Spartans.
Have at it and make Your Uncle Bruno proud!
A tip of the Uncle Bruno hat to cementer Oracle Cat Bot!