WOKE! Test Your IQ! (Intesectionality Quotient that is…)

It’s the New Hawtness in IQ tests: a self-scoring on-line profile that lets you check out how you stack up in today’s Intersectional World.

The Intersectional Score Calculator (link here) is designed to help The Unwoke calculate the contents of their Invisible Knapsack of Oppression and Privilege:

You may have heard of intersectionality – “the theory that the overlap of various social identities, such as race, gender, and sexuality, contributes to the systemic oppression and discrimination experienced by an individual” – but don’t know how to compare your level of oppression with others. Now, you can!


What is an Intersectionality Score?
It’s an easy and effective way to measure the systematic oppression and discrimination faced by an individual due to their multiple identity factors. Having a high Intersectionality Score means being faced with more challenges to get ahead than someone who has a lower score.

The categories include the old, uh, longevity gifted, standbys such as sex organs you were born with, genetic degree of melanin shading, proclivities regarding who you wanna hump (mosta the time), contents of your bank account(s) – all the usual suspects that comprise the events of the #Woke Olympics.

Categories missing include: employed-unemployed, white collar-blue collar, environmentalist-settled science denier, urban hipster-rural hick, modern rock-classic rock, antifa-deplorable, pot-beer, public dole-self supporting, and, finally, Hot Air-Sparta Report.

Your Uncle Bruno took the test a few of times (tweeked the sliders some) and landed in the 67%-75% Privileged, Un-Woke camp.

There’s your Base Line Spartans.

Have at it and make Your Uncle Bruno proud!


A tip of the Uncle Bruno hat to cementer Oracle Cat Bot!

Bruno Strozek

Written by Bruno Strozek

Bruno Strozek is the author of occasionally semi-coherent piffle and has been a Writer/Editor at Sparta Report since July 2016.

Strozek, along with his alter-egos the decadent, drug-addled Sixties refugee Uncle Bruno and his intolerably feminist SJW Cousin Brunoetta have been riding the not-yet crested wave of deplorability with posts covering politics, sports, entertainment and zombies.

Aptly described as both "hilarious and deeply disturbed" Strozek has enthusiastically embraced the recommendation of the late Raoul Duke that "when the going gets weird the weird turn pro."

Although he has fallen far short of his bucket-list goal of writing for such respectable rags as The National Enquirer and The Weekly World News Strozek is grateful for the opportunity to pen his unhinged screeds at Sparta Report and is constantly amazed and delighted at the reception his pieces receive in the cements.


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