The GOP in 2019: “I will fight no more forever!”

From where the sun now stands, I will fight no more forever.

–Chief Joseph of the Nez Pierce

Get ready – the Grand Old Party is gonna begin morphing into the Party of Chief Joseph soon after the sun makes it’s last stand on New Year’s Eve 2018.

In order to insure Future Irrelevance and keep The Club unsullied by the likes of Trump and his Deplorables I predict with 100% certainly that the Republican Establishment will Do Everything Possible to make sure El Donaldo is either a non-president or a non-entity by the time the morn dawns on New Year’s Day 2020.

Oh sure, the GOP might keep the Senate for another cycle or two, but the die is cast that a permanent minority status will be cemented by the time the third decade of the 21st Century wheezes across the finish line.

The Passion Play that will unfold in DC over the coming twelve months will prove once and for all that the Republican Long Knives are most effective when joyfully wielded against members of the Home Team.

Going mano-o-mano with Progressive Donks, meh, not so much.

Look, I have seen the future and it is Orange County California.

The Brilliance of Vote Harvesting should be the political story of the year.

And because most political cancers metastasize first in Kalli you can bet your last pair of comfortable socks that such a plan is being formulated for The Street Where You Live even as you read this doomer drivel.

But the GOP is kool with that because there will always be a place at the public slop trough for those ready to the business of a dhimmi.

The problem with being the party of perpetual Wally’s & Beaver’s is that they have failed to notice all the Eddie Haskell’s have gone Antifa.

As an early and enthusiastic Deplorable supporter of The Orange Hitler (right here on These Very Electronic Pages! You can look it up!) this is a painful post to pen.

I was never part of the Republican Club; just a hitchhiker who The Don picked up for what is proving to be an abbreviated  but exhilarating ride.

For that short while it beat pounding shoe leather to pavement on the Road to Serfdom…


Bruno Strozek

Written by Bruno Strozek

Bruno Strozek is the author of occasionally semi-coherent piffle and has been a Writer/Editor at Sparta Report since July 2016.

Strozek, along with his alter-egos the decadent, drug-addled Sixties refugee Uncle Bruno and his intolerably feminist SJW Cousin Brunoetta have been riding the not-yet crested wave of deplorability with posts covering politics, sports, entertainment and zombies.

Aptly described as both "hilarious and deeply disturbed" Strozek has enthusiastically embraced the recommendation of the late Raoul Duke that "when the going gets weird the weird turn pro."

Although he has fallen far short of his bucket-list goal of writing for such respectable rags as The National Enquirer and The Weekly World News Strozek is grateful for the opportunity to pen his unhinged screeds at Sparta Report and is constantly amazed and delighted at the reception his pieces receive in the cements.


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