The Democrats Search for Twenty GOP Ronin

by Bruno Strozek November 29, 2018, 3:00 PM 3.7k Views 7 Votes 25 Comments

So the Democrats Blue-Waved the Senate into a 47-53 minority (thank you Ol’ Miss!) which means that once Fat Jerry or Mad Max or Pencil Neck Adam or who-ever gets there first introduces Articles of Impeachment to Finally Get Rid Of Trump the Queen of the Representatives will need to decide if She wants to Make This Happen or not.

And if She does, then the search will get underway to find twenty putrid souls from the Red Side of the Aisle to achieve The Magic Number of 67 and once again make All Things Right With The World.

Now I’m not sayin’ that it’s a bridge too far to yank El Donaldo outta the Oval Office, but it’s gonna take twenty traitors, twenty miserable feckless bastards, twenty masterless senatorial samurai – ronin, if you will, to do the Dirty Deed.

We all know there is a handful out there, each one of them just itching to become Jim Acosta’s fluffer du jour.

But will the Top Ronin have enough other ronin in his Binder full of Ronins?

Fill up the cements with the other nineteen, Spartans!

I’m guessing there are twenty plus…

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Written by Bruno Strozek

Bruno Strozek is the author of occasionally semi-coherent piffle and has been a Writer/Editor at Sparta Report since July 2016.

Strozek, along with his alter-egos the decadent, drug-addled Sixties refugee Uncle Bruno and his intolerably feminist SJW Cousin Brunoetta have been riding the not-yet crested wave of deplorability with posts covering politics, sports, entertainment and zombies.

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