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Your Thanksgiving Weekend Weather Report Is Here!

Today on The NPC Report…

Traveling this weekend and you’re wondering whether or not a blizzard will envelop your parent’s house in upstate New York?

Worried that a freak severe mountain thunderstorm will wash away the burned out rubble of what was once your million dollar mansion in the mountains of Southern California?

Wonder no longer. The NPC Report has compiled a detailed weather report for each and every region of the continental United States of America for this weekend.

Sit back and relax as Anchorman 2.0 and Gina 5.3 (or is it 2.0?) soothe your fears and calm your anxiety…with your consent of course.

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Radius refuses to post a bio. Website bios simply serve to prop up the cis-gendered patriarchy of the manocentric maleocracy. Also we must #Resist Trump because racism I guess.

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