Orange Man’s Turkey Pardon Ruled Unconstitutional!

Today on The NPC Report…

Americans looked on in horror Tuesday as Nazi Orange Man Trump pardoned not one, but two turkeys for Thanksgiving. The turkeys named Peas and Carrots have been spared the same fate that awaits average turkeys this time of year. Orange Man Trump even tastelessly used this opportunity to make hurtful jokes mocking the Democrats and the Ninth Circuit Court of appeals.

The joke is on Orange Man, however. The NPC Report has learned that a Hawaii judge has just ruled Orange Man’s turkey pardon unconstitutional.

We now bring you the exclusive report straight from the Ninth Circuit Court of appeals.

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Written by Radius

Radius refuses to post a bio. Website bios simply serve to prop up the cis-gendered patriarchy of the manocentric maleocracy. Also we must #Resist Trump because racism I guess.

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