A guy being controlled by Skin Electricity crashed his car into the gate wall at the Minnesota Governor’s mansion Sunday night.
The newshounds at the Strib were johnny-on the Spot with the scoopski:
A motorist slammed an SUV into the front gate at the governor’s residence in St. Paul Sunday night, and state troopers ordered the man out of the vehicle at gunpoint before arresting him, according to the State Patrol.
Clinton L. Fouquette, 59, of St. Paul, was charged with criminal damage to property and terroristic threats.
After Fouquette was removed from the vehicle, he told troopers “he had many problems and … believed the only solution was to speak with the governor.”
He went on to tell paramedics that he had medical problems and was weary of “all the electricity” under his skin, the criminal complaint quoted him as saying.
The same media marvels with noses for news failed to sniff out the story that Governor Dayton was hospitalized at the Mayo Clinic in Rochester for almost a month during and after the Election Season.