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Frontiers of Intersectionality – Part 2: Pence rallies The Amish, could tip Ohio for GOP

OK, we have now moved beyond The Twilight Zone:

Ben Walters, who heads Amish PAC, a group dedicated to turning out the Amish vote, told PJM that tracking precise Amish voting statistics is difficult. But he explained that the Amish are a fast-growing population. “The eligible voting population has doubled since the 2004 presidential election. Most experts we talk to agree that about 9 in 10 Amish voters are Republicans,” he said.

So The Amish are Deplorables.

Who knew?

Trump, man.

Is there anything The Dude can’t do?

Bruno Strozek

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Bruno Strozek is the author of occasionally semi-coherent piffle and has been a Writer/Editor at Sparta Report since July 2016.

Strozek, along with his alter-egos the decadent, drug-addled Sixties refugee Uncle Bruno and his intolerably feminist SJW Cousin Brunoetta have been riding the not-yet crested wave of deplorability with posts covering politics, sports, entertainment and zombies.

Aptly described as both "hilarious and deeply disturbed" Strozek has enthusiastically embraced the recommendation of the late Raoul Duke that "when the going gets weird the weird turn pro."

Although he has fallen far short of his bucket-list goal of writing for such respectable rags as The National Enquirer and The Weekly World News Strozek is grateful for the opportunity to pen his unhinged screeds at Sparta Report and is constantly amazed and delighted at the reception his pieces receive in the cements.

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