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RED SENATE RISING!

Vlad here.

(and don’t you dare call me Pooty-Poot like that grinning idiot ChimpyMcBushitler)

Thanks to the Heroic Efforts of The People’s Hackbots the American post election landscape has been once again thrown into turmoil!

Our very clever ploy to increase the Republican Senate majority by several seats while giving the all-important “but we won the Senate popular vote!” talking point to the Democrats and their allied media enablers is already bearing fruit!

Most importantly, the rent I pay for my army of Russian trollskis at the many Trump Towers where-in they reside around the world have once again been reduced!

Some capitalist you got in The White House…

Bruno Strozek

Written by Bruno Strozek

Bruno Strozek is the author of occasionally semi-coherent piffle and has been a Writer/Editor at Sparta Report since July 2016.

Strozek, along with his alter-egos the decadent, drug-addled Sixties refugee Uncle Bruno and his intolerably feminist SJW Cousin Brunoetta have been riding the not-yet crested wave of deplorability with posts covering politics, sports, entertainment and zombies.

Aptly described as both "hilarious and deeply disturbed" Strozek has enthusiastically embraced the recommendation of the late Raoul Duke that "when the going gets weird the weird turn pro."

Although he has fallen far short of his bucket-list goal of writing for such respectable rags as The National Enquirer and The Weekly World News Strozek is grateful for the opportunity to pen his unhinged screeds at Sparta Report and is constantly amazed and delighted at the reception his pieces receive in the cements.

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