(and don’t you dare call me Pooty-Poot like that grinning idiot ChimpyMcBushitler)
Thanks to the Heroic Efforts of The People’s Hackbots the American post election landscape has been once again thrown into turmoil!
Our very clever ploy to increase the Republican Senate majority by several seats while giving the all-important “but we won the Senate popular vote!” talking point to the Democrats and their allied media enablers is already bearing fruit!
Most importantly, the rent I pay for my army of Russian trollskis at the many Trump Towers where-in they reside around the world have once again been reduced!
Some capitalist you got in The White House…