10. Sexy Handmaiden
9. Justice Kavanaugh
8. Gangsta’ Graham
7. Zombie Geoffrey the Giraffe (WTF?)
6. A Starbucks Bathroom
5. A Plastic Straw Dealer (Most Inspired!)
4. The Anonymous NYT Anti-Trump Writer
3. Kayne West’s Dragon Energy
2. Toad Trump
And the Number One Most Politically Incorrect Halloween Costume of 2018 is:
Creepy Porn Lawyer & Stormy
Feel free to add your own nominations in The Cements.
Meanwhile, Your Uncle Bruno plans to be handing out packs of candy cigarettes to the Little Neighborhood Thugs again this year.
If they can get past The Dobermans…