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Top 10 Politically Incorrect Halloween Costumes

Via Instapundit, compiled by The Daily Wire, this year’s Top Ten Politically Incorrect Halloween Costumes:

10.  Sexy Handmaiden

9. Justice Kavanaugh

8. Gangsta’ Graham

7. Zombie Geoffrey the Giraffe (WTF?)

6. A Starbucks Bathroom

5. A Plastic Straw Dealer (Most Inspired!)

4. The Anonymous NYT Anti-Trump Writer

3. Kayne West’s Dragon Energy

2. Toad Trump 

And the Number One Most Politically Incorrect Halloween Costume of 2018 is:

Creepy Porn Lawyer & Stormy

 

Feel free to add your own nominations in The Cements.

Meanwhile, Your Uncle Bruno plans to be handing out packs of candy cigarettes to the Little Neighborhood Thugs again this year.

If they can get past The Dobermans…

 

Bruno Strozek

Written by Bruno Strozek

Bruno Strozek is the author of occasionally semi-coherent piffle and has been a Writer/Editor at Sparta Report since July 2016.

Strozek, along with his alter-egos the decadent, drug-addled Sixties refugee Uncle Bruno and his intolerably feminist SJW Cousin Brunoetta have been riding the not-yet crested wave of deplorability with posts covering politics, sports, entertainment and zombies.

Aptly described as both "hilarious and deeply disturbed" Strozek has enthusiastically embraced the recommendation of the late Raoul Duke that "when the going gets weird the weird turn pro."

Although he has fallen far short of his bucket-list goal of writing for such respectable rags as The National Enquirer and The Weekly World News Strozek is grateful for the opportunity to pen his unhinged screeds at Sparta Report and is constantly amazed and delighted at the reception his pieces receive in the cements.

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