The Trump Virus

The Trump Virus is a biological software program that has been surreptitiously inserted into the neurological networking of Leftist/Progressive/Donk brains.

Just as an unchecked computer virus can stealthily hijack your laptop, The Trump Virus infects the mental software of it’s victims by creating such mind-numbing hate, fear and loathing overloads it causes the Host Biological Unit to go completely haywire.

Stories abound of Biological Units going berserk about Trump from the moment they open their eyes in the morning until they finally slip into blissful unconsciousness in the wee hours.

It’s like The Trump Virus is the default “boot up” program and it’s tentacles extend into every aspect of the Host Biological Unit’s daily living.

At present, the only know antidote to Trump Virus is a counter-program known as “Blue Wave”.

The Blue Wave anti-virus  setting does not eliminate The Trump Virus though, it merely suppresses it temporarily by overloading the Host Biological Unit’s motherboard with Unwarranted Hopefulness.

The long term effectiveness of the Blue Wave anti-virus will become clearer on November 7th.

There are rumors that the creators of The Trump Virus are also scheduling a patch roll out on that day.

The patch’s name:


Bruno Strozek

Written by Bruno Strozek

Bruno Strozek is the author of occasionally semi-coherent piffle and has been a Writer/Editor at Sparta Report since July 2016.

Strozek, along with his alter-egos the decadent, drug-addled Sixties refugee Uncle Bruno and his intolerably feminist SJW Cousin Brunoetta have been riding the not-yet crested wave of deplorability with posts covering politics, sports, entertainment and zombies.

Aptly described as both "hilarious and deeply disturbed" Strozek has enthusiastically embraced the recommendation of the late Raoul Duke that "when the going gets weird the weird turn pro."

Although he has fallen far short of his bucket-list goal of writing for such respectable rags as The National Enquirer and The Weekly World News Strozek is grateful for the opportunity to pen his unhinged screeds at Sparta Report and is constantly amazed and delighted at the reception his pieces receive in the cements.

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