The Federal Emergency Management Agency conducted its first test of the nation’s “presidential alert” system on Wednesday. The system, created in 2012, was designed to send a text message straight to over 225 million Americans’ smart phones in the event of a national emergency. Wednesday’s test was the first one that FEMA had conducted for the system.
Wednesday’s test also had the added bonus of triggering the hell out of Leftists all across the nation. The nation’s least rational people seemed to think that President Trump had employed the KGB to ruthlessly hack their iPhones. Distressed Leftists created the hashtag #PresidentialAlert in an effort to console themselves and make sense of the tragedy that had just unfolded.
The only #PresidentialAlert I want is the one that says when he’s leaving.
— Holly Marie Combs (@H_Combs) October 3, 2018
You’ve got to wait until January, 2020 for that to happen, honey.
Should a sexual predator be allowed to text minors? #PresidentialAlert
— Wall Don’t Lie (@WallDontLie) October 3, 2018
Not to worry, there’s no danger of Bill Clinton being allowed anywhere near the White House any time soon.
— Ed Krassenstein (@EdKrassen) October 3, 2018
I personally don’t want someone who’s an admitted sexual predator and pathological liar to have unlimited access to my devices at his tiny handed behest. #presidentialalert
— Ruth H. Hopkins (@RuthHHopkins) October 3, 2018
Lots of Leftists seem to be worried about sexual predators in the White House. Hillary Clinton didn’t win. Bill can’t get into your phones. Stop worrying.
#PresidentialAlert: Donald Trump is a lifelong criminal whose ties to the Russian mob date back to the 1980s, who engaged in fraud to avoid paying his taxes in the 1990s and who conspired with the Russian government to steal the election in 2016.
— Ryan Knight 🌊 (@ProudResister) October 3, 2018
Im glad I did not get the presidential message alert but this comes to show that he (administration) doesn’t considers us American citizens after all. #Trump #PuertoRico #PresidentialAlert https://t.co/zQeWyyAM0n
— Vanessa M. Cué 🇵🇷 🇺🇸 (@Vanessa1971) October 3, 2018
I thought everyone in Puerto Rico was killed by Hurricane Maria?
So what would fox/trump/trump supporters say or do if Obama had done this? #PresidentialAlert
— Incumbent Temp (@incumbent_temp) October 3, 2018
Well I guarantee we wouldn’t be laughing as hard as we are at all the triggered Leftists.