in

Is Nation of Islam Race-Hustler Keith Ellison finally facing A Reckoning?

Two things right outta the gate:

1. Keith Ellison is one of the most insufferably arrogant and personally unpleasant politicians in that  dismal vocation’s ugly history.

2. Keith Ellison is more slippery than a northern pike slathered in Mazola oil and has the political survival capability rivaling that of a post-nuke-leer holocaust cockroach.

 

So when the Minneapolis Star Tribune, the official mouthpiece of the DFL party. published a poll 15 days out showing Keef seven points down to someone who can only be described as a NPC Republican candidate, well, the ol’ Bruno-sense starts to tingle…

Now listen Jake, it’s Minnesota-town, so don’t get too bent outta shape, OK?

Still, the poll Is Not Where Keef Wants To Be this close to Election Day.

Your Uncle Bruno has a theory and it goes like this:

Keef is a seriously damaged candidate in the suburbs, exurbs and in greater rural Minnesota do to his anti-cop history, his documented ties to Louis Farrakhan and the Nation of Islam and his In Your Face progressive leftist identity.

Look, this is Minnesota and nobody wants to be seen as not being nice or worse (insert all the usual HATER talking points here) when chatting with a nosy pollster who might know your great-aunt Hilda’s neighbor in Willmar.

But…

The Karen Monahan Domestic Abuse Allegation changed all that and gives Permission for Your Average Vanilla Minnesotan to disapprove of Keef without the usual heaping helping of Skandy Lute-wren guilt.

So, here’s finger’s crossed that come the morning of November 7th One of the Most Despicable Politicians Anywhere Ever Bar None is forced into permanent retirement.

 

 

 
Bruno Strozek

Written by Bruno Strozek

Bruno Strozek is the author of occasionally semi-coherent piffle and has been a Writer/Editor at Sparta Report since July 2016.

Strozek, along with his alter-egos the decadent, drug-addled Sixties refugee Uncle Bruno and his intolerably feminist SJW Cousin Brunoetta have been riding the not-yet crested wave of deplorability with posts covering politics, sports, entertainment and zombies.

Aptly described as both "hilarious and deeply disturbed" Strozek has enthusiastically embraced the recommendation of the late Raoul Duke that "when the going gets weird the weird turn pro."

Although he has fallen far short of his bucket-list goal of writing for such respectable rags as The National Enquirer and The Weekly World News Strozek is grateful for the opportunity to pen his unhinged screeds at Sparta Report and is constantly amazed and delighted at the reception his pieces receive in the cements.

Leave a Reply

Loading…

white house tours

Suspicious packages sent to White House, CNN, Clinton, Obama, Soros

Oh Brother! School Records allegedly show Minnesota Candidate married her sibling