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Announcing GoFundMe Campaign for Rosneck

Just in case he’s the bomber

I was werking the derg (a little meme speak) and realized I’m a prime candidate for the bomber suspect.

ONE

I’ve said nasty things about Democrats in the past. Not as nasty as some of you have said, but probably nasty enough. If not, I probably hate Democrats “in my heart” even though I haven’t actually said so.

TWO

I’ve been to Florida which is where the NY Post says the bomber likely lives. Of course, probably fake news but when has that ever stopped a good federal probe?

We used to go to Florida every summer in my parent’s Oldsmobile Vista Cruiser station wagon. That was quite a drive particularly since I-25 only existed in pieces at that point. I’ve also been in Florida within the last year visiting my wife’s ultra-liberal friends. “I will not talk about politics — I will not talk about politics! Errrrrrggggh!”

THREE

I’ve seen the “Git er Done” ISIS parody flag before although I think it was Radius who actually pointed it out. Nevertheless, I have seen it and know what it is.

FOUR

I live near the Unabomber, Ted Kaczynski.

Ted lives about 128 miles from me so about two hours depending on Denver traffic. He’s prisoner #04475–046 at the supermax prison in Florence, CO. I bet ole Ted is just slapping his head at this whole thing; no professionalism any more.

FIVE

I have absolutely no experience at making a bomb and have no idea how to do it. This is the most important piece of evidence since the actual bomb maker obviously doesn’t know either.

GOFUNDME CAMPAIGN

I’ll be announcing a GoFundMe campaign very soon to cover all my legal expenses should I become a suspect. Since this post will get about 200 views, I’m figuring $1,000 per reader. That would give me about $200,000 which means I can retire a year or so earlier.

Now before you get all huffy, if the libs can give Christine Blasey Ford  $632,421 so far, I think asking for 1/3 of that from a few right wing nut cases is only fair!

I guess I need to consider where I should retire. I know Ted had a cabin in Montana so that could be a possibility.

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Unfortunately, the cabin is in a museum in Washington D.C. and is actually FBI property so that’s not going to work. Maybe I’ll just join the immigrant caravan, change my name to Marcos Rivera, a struggling Guatemalan painter, cross the border illegally, and live happily ever after.

 
Mark Rosneck

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