More Racist Hand Signals Revealed! UPDATED! Postal Service White Supremacy links uncovered!

Say what you will about Trump but one thing is for sure – he isn’t subtle about signalling his racist beliefs.

Just this past week his SCOTUS pick Brett Kavanaugh was outed as a Maximum Racist when his law clerk lackey was caught sending Secret Racist Hand Signals to Drumf’s hate-filed base of support.

As a public service The Babylon Bee has compiled a handy guide to White Supremacy signals.

Here a just a few of the No Longer Secret Signs:

If there’s one thing you’ve noticed about white nationalists, it’s that they have hands. And something they’ve been doing a lot with their hands lately is sending out secret messages in support of white supremacy. If you see anyone doing any of these hand gestures, you can be certain they are a racist and should report them to the nearest racism reporting facility (usually Twitter).

Racism is A-OK.

One Race to Rule them All

The Rock of White Supremacy


Unbelievably, it is has recently been discovered that the United States Postal Service has secret racist messages embedded in their abbreviations for states.

Some examples:

NB: No Blacks (Nebraska)

WV: White Victory (West Virginia)

NC: No Coloreds (North Carolina)

CA: Coloreds Abound (California)

WY: Whites Yay! (Wyoming)

KS: Klan Supreme! (Kansas)

MN: Muslims No! (Minnesota)

FL: F*ck Latinos! (Florida)

WA: White Aryans  (Washington)

AK: All Klan (Alaska)

NM: No Mexicans! (New Mexico)

LA: Lotsa Aryans! (Louisiana)

These are just some of the ones that have come to light.

The racist deviousness of the UPPS is deep and more of their secret messages will surely be forthcoming…


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