Last month a sociology professor at the College of Southern Nevada, one Mark J. Bird, was charged with discharging a gun in a prohibited structure, carrying a concealed weapon without a permit, and possessing a dangerous weapon on school property. The charges stemmed from a shooting in which Professor Bird walked into an on-campus bathroom and shot himself in the arm in order to protest President Trump.
You read that correctly. Professor Mark J. Bird, a sociology professor at CSN since 1993, walked into a bathroom and shot himself in the arm. Because Trump.
Bird had also taped a $100 bill to the mirror with a note that read “for the janitor,” which is an oddly considerate action for someone who is obviously completely insane.
What was the thought process here? How do you get from “Trump is a bad president” to “you know…shooting myself in the arm would be an awesome way to protest President Trump’s agenda!”
This man wasn’t just driving the crazy train. He jackknifed it off a bridge and into the rocky crevasse below, killing everyone on board.
But Trump is the crazy one.