Go Green: It’s Krazy Konspiracy Friday!

Alex Jones may be gone but here at Sparta Report Your Uncle Bruno is ready, willing and able to step into The Fat Man’s loafers and continue in The Proud Tradition of Conspiracy Mongering.

We’re not talking garden-variety Grassy Knoll shooters here; no what we want is The Real Deal Space Alien stuff –  like the possibility that the Green Party is really a front for Little Green Men preparing for The Arrival of Our New Intergalactic Overlords!

Oh, wait:

A Green Party candidate for Congress in Ohio’s nail-biter contest who won nearly enough votes to throw the race into an automatic recount – gave a speech-slurred interview this year in which he couldn’t remember his own website address.

Joe Manchik also says he’s descended from aliens and hails from the town of Hell, Michigan.

In Tuesday’s closely watched special election, 1,127 Ohioans chose him over Republican Troy Balderson and Democrat Danny O’Connor.


…he traces his lineage back to a more far-off place.

‘My distant relatives originally came to planet Earth from a planet orbiting a star in the Pleiades star cluster located in the constellation of Taurus,’

Anyway, you get The Picture.

Not really an Open Thread but more A Thread That’s Open to Anykinda Batshit Krazy Konspiracy!

Extra credit if it’s true…

Bruno Strozek

Written by Bruno Strozek

Bruno Strozek is the author of occasionally semi-coherent piffle and has been a Writer/Editor at Sparta Report since July 2016.

Strozek, along with his alter-egos the decadent, drug-addled Sixties refugee Uncle Bruno and his intolerably feminist SJW Cousin Brunoetta have been riding the not-yet crested wave of deplorability with posts covering politics, sports, entertainment and zombies.

Aptly described as both "hilarious and deeply disturbed" Strozek has enthusiastically embraced the recommendation of the late Raoul Duke that "when the going gets weird the weird turn pro."

Although he has fallen far short of his bucket-list goal of writing for such respectable rags as The National Enquirer and The Weekly World News Strozek is grateful for the opportunity to pen his unhinged screeds at Sparta Report and is constantly amazed and delighted at the reception his pieces receive in the cements.


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