A Week Amoungst The Normals

Your Uncle Bruno is back and ready to rumble (thanks to a diet of Jim Beam and beaked beans but that’s probably TMI…).

Off the Grid for better than a week up in The Northwoods at The Cabin on The Lake.


Late summer – mercifully few skeeters and black flies, brilliant sunsets thanx to the haze from the Canuck wildfires and not enough drizzle to fill a teacup.

The best part: nobody Up in Da Wuds seems to give the ass of the rat about the daily drama of The Political Class nor the Insane Bloggers who follow it.

Normal people are more interested in the new cabin being built Down the Road, the thickness of the deer population, the damn zebra mussels – actual, tangible things that make life Up North good.

Back in The Blue you can’t walk 20 feet without seeing a damn lawn sign proclaiming allegiance to Ilhan or Keef (or for that matter Paul Wellstone – dead a decade and half now).

Out in the hinterlands nobody puts up yards to spoil the view & vibe – except for the occasional re-elect the County Sheriff placard.

The pace is relaxed, the conversions genial, the tolerance real.

In an area where the local fire department is made up of volunteers nobody wants to be The Fool fighting in a burning house.

The incomparable Kurt Schlichter really did hit on an accurate moniker for These Fine Folks: The Normals.

Yep, Your Uncle Bruno is back in the Spartan saddle.

Refreshed, pissed (and vinegered…)


Bruno Strozek

Written by Bruno Strozek

Bruno Strozek is the author of occasionally semi-coherent piffle and has been a Writer/Editor at Sparta Report since July 2016.

Strozek, along with his alter-egos the decadent, drug-addled Sixties refugee Uncle Bruno and his intolerably feminist SJW Cousin Brunoetta have been riding the not-yet crested wave of deplorability with posts covering politics, sports, entertainment and zombies.

Aptly described as both "hilarious and deeply disturbed" Strozek has enthusiastically embraced the recommendation of the late Raoul Duke that "when the going gets weird the weird turn pro."

Although he has fallen far short of his bucket-list goal of writing for such respectable rags as The National Enquirer and The Weekly World News Strozek is grateful for the opportunity to pen his unhinged screeds at Sparta Report and is constantly amazed and delighted at the reception his pieces receive in the cements.


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