Just like the Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri (orange billboards!) I’ll offer up Three Reasons Why Trump is the Greatest President Ever.
I’m compelled to provide this Early Report Card because at this time it is unknown if mankind, er, cis kind, er, ze kind (ah fuggettabowditt) will survive The Orange Menace.
Therefore these blog observations I’m making are for the sake of future history – if any.
Numbero Uno: Trump has given voice to the idea that border sovereignty matters. Wall or not wall, this genie issue is outta the bottle and not even Bill Murray and Dan Ackroyd will be able to vacuum it back in.
Numbero Dos: The Don has told the Your-A-Pee-Ins that it is no longer kool for Deplorables to pay them for the privilege of protecting them. ‘Bout frickin’ time.
Numbero Three-o: El Donaldo makes All The Right People Absolutely Insane. This includes but is not limited to: the Media, Hollywood, Donks in general, country club Republicans, aghast artist types, environmentalist nutball case types, Bill Kristol & Max Boot types, proggy socialist types, hairy-legged women of a certain age driving a Prius and wearing pussyhats, adult junior high types on Twitter and just about everybody in New York, Illinois and California.
It has been one of the absolute joys of my life to have a front row seat to watch A Master Chain-Yanker ply his awesome trade
And we aren’t even a full two years in yet.
Who cudda imagined that the Sheer Entertainment Value of The Reign of Trump would be red-lined at 11 already?
Sure am glad I invested in popcorn futures…