The Week the Cultural Empire Struck Back

The final week of May 2018 will be remembered by future historians (if any…) as The Week the Cultural Empire Struck Back at the rebel forces of Deplorability.

And strike back they did, with power and fury enough to put on notice all who would consider wrongthink a crime without punishment.

First off, from Across the Pond, a rightist wrongthinker named Tommy Robinson was hauled off to the Tower of London or some such other equally English gaol for the crime of cultural affrontery towards a certain Religion of Peace.

Seems that a few fellow adherents of said religion were/are on trial for taking certain liberties with the youngish lasses of Rotherham and unofficial reportage of such just would not due.

The second was the collective reeducation of the innocent by the gigantic corporation Starbucks, otherwise better known as purveyors of bad and overpriced coffee.

Thousands of person-hours and gazillions of dollars were poured into a steaming cup of mea culpa designed to purchase the appropriate indulgences from the commissars of political correctness.

Embarrassed as I am to admit having clicked on it, the best summary of the day’s events was found in the pages of the #NeverTrump rag Weekly Standard:

The world that the diversity trainers will usher the baristas into has a pristine, seamless wholeness to it. It is a world unto itself, unblemished by contact with reality, built from pure ideology: untutored trainers instructing blameless subjects in bogus science to cure a psychological defect that can’t be shown to exist, all at a staggering expense of time and money. Only a capitalist country as rich as ours could survive what its capitalists are doing to it.

But the final and most withering fire from the damaged but still fully operational cultural establishment Death Star was complete and utter destruction of Alderaan aka The Roseanne Barr Show.

As a demonstration of it’s commitment to Total Cultural War, ABC obliterated a major advertising cash cow ostensibly to punish big mouth Rosie but more so to eliminate the Prime Time Presence of Deplorabity from the television’s public square.

The Message was unmistakable: if The Empire is willing to take this kind of a financial hit to crack down upon one of it’s own imagine the lengths it will go to in order to Apply Punishment to a Cultural Outsider.

To all who thought Election 2016 represented the The Last Stand at our cultural Alamo, think again.

The Culture Empire has sounded The Deguello  for the mid-terms and beyond.

Deplorables need to steel themselves for the Empire’s Next Onslaught and respond accordingly.

Bruno Strozek

Written by Bruno Strozek

Bruno Strozek is the author of occasionally semi-coherent piffle and has been a Writer/Editor at Sparta Report since July 2016.

Strozek, along with his alter-egos the decadent, drug-addled Sixties refugee Uncle Bruno and his intolerably feminist SJW Cousin Brunoetta have been riding the not-yet crested wave of deplorability with posts covering politics, sports, entertainment and zombies.

Aptly described as both "hilarious and deeply disturbed" Strozek has enthusiastically embraced the recommendation of the late Raoul Duke that "when the going gets weird the weird turn pro."

Although he has fallen far short of his bucket-list goal of writing for such respectable rags as The National Enquirer and The Weekly World News Strozek is grateful for the opportunity to pen his unhinged screeds at Sparta Report and is constantly amazed and delighted at the reception his pieces receive in the cements.

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