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Red Minny Rising?

Greetings from the Loon & Tick State.

Bi-Polar Bruno here.

Was it just 6 short weeks ago that Your Intrepid Man in Minneapolistan was Totally Convinced the GOP had predictably fumbled away a hysterical/historical opportunity to Turn Minnesota Red?

Why yes.

What difference a hat trick of fortnights makes.

“So,” you ask, “what gives Uncle Bruno?”

I’ll clue ya in.

The DFL (Democrat-Farmer-Labor) party has decided to embrace it’s Inner Keith Ellison and publicly reveal itself as the Democrat-Female-Liberal/Leftist party.

Check it out:

Delegates to the 2018 DFL convention in Rochester were asked to choose between voting with their heads or voting with their hearts.

They ultimately — after six ballots — chose their hearts.

The Donks had a Golden Opportunity to go with the Stealth Candidate (CD-1 Rep. Tim Walz) but dropped him faster than Slick Willie routinely dropped his pants behind the Resolute Desk.

Instead they went with an uber-liberal Twin Cities politico who then turned around an picked for her running mate a lesbian community organizer who was also Congressman (take your pick) Keith Hakim, Keith X Ellison and Keith Ellison-Muhammad’s former campaign manager & new DFL rising starette Erin Maye Quade.

So the top four DFL endorsements coming outta the Rottenchester (Rochester) convention were:

Two-term Incumbent Senator Happy Talk Small Things (uber-liberal Amy Klobuchar)

Six-month Incumbent Senator Not Al Franken (uber-liberal & Planned Parenthood shill Tina Smith)

Five term State Representative I’m a Woman! (uber-liberal DFL hack Erin Murphy)

One term State Representative I’m a Lesbian Woman! (up&coming uber-liberal DFL hack Erin Maye Quade)

Be still my heart…

It’s a slate of candidates only a hapless, clueless, moronic, dim-witted & flat-footed GOP could find a way to lose to.

So, eminently doable…

Bruno Strozek

Written by Bruno Strozek

Bruno Strozek is the author of occasionally semi-coherent piffle and has been a Writer/Editor at Sparta Report since July 2016.

Strozek, along with his alter-egos the decadent, drug-addled Sixties refugee Uncle Bruno and his intolerably feminist SJW Cousin Brunoetta have been riding the not-yet crested wave of deplorability with posts covering politics, sports, entertainment and zombies.

Aptly described as both "hilarious and deeply disturbed" Strozek has enthusiastically embraced the recommendation of the late Raoul Duke that "when the going gets weird the weird turn pro."

Although he has fallen far short of his bucket-list goal of writing for such respectable rags as The National Enquirer and The Weekly World News Strozek is grateful for the opportunity to pen his unhinged screeds at Sparta Report and is constantly amazed and delighted at the reception his pieces receive in the cements.

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