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Can The Left not be Krayzee until the Midterms?

Short answer:

“No.”

Back in the day when I did workforce development with The Degenerate Youth who were passed my way as means of diversion from Juvie Hall I would tell the little thugs that there were three keys to getting a job.

If they got called for an interview the boss had already decided they had the necessary skills for employment (nobody wastes time interviewing someone who can’t do the job.)

No, the hiring agent was looking to see if thug junior could pass the three way test:

  1. Are you crazy?
  2. Are you a liar?
  3. Are you dangerous?

Unfortunately, most of my caseload failed at all three.

Which reminded me of the Donks chances with the congressional job interview this coming November.

Let’s review some recent newz, shall we:

Even the New York Times gets it – Bobby DiNiro is not the face of The #Resistance you want voters to remember.

So strike one – crazy.

Strike two is the lying two-facedness just put on display by the Eff Bee Eye.

Which leads to strike three you’re out: the Donk rank & file voters and their water-carrying sycophants in the media & congressional minority really do hate you and want you under their thumb (or worse.)

Come to think of it, our gal Hil hit the trifecta purty durn good too.

So can the Donks not be dangerous crazy liars for the next five and half months?

The smart money is on “No.”

 
Bruno Strozek

Written by Bruno Strozek

Bruno Strozek is the author of occasionally semi-coherent piffle and has been a Writer/Editor at Sparta Report since July 2016.

Strozek, along with his alter-egos the decadent, drug-addled Sixties refugee Uncle Bruno and his intolerably feminist SJW Cousin Brunoetta have been riding the not-yet crested wave of deplorability with posts covering politics, sports, entertainment and zombies.

Aptly described as both "hilarious and deeply disturbed" Strozek has enthusiastically embraced the recommendation of the late Raoul Duke that "when the going gets weird the weird turn pro."

Although he has fallen far short of his bucket-list goal of writing for such respectable rags as The National Enquirer and The Weekly World News Strozek is grateful for the opportunity to pen his unhinged screeds at Sparta Report and is constantly amazed and delighted at the reception his pieces receive in the cements.

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