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Today is World Tuna Day!

It’s World Tuna Day!

Get the mayo & the pickle relish!

Grab a couple of slices of white bread while you’re at it.

And don’t forget the hot cup of tomato soup (the perfect compliment!)

Or…

You could be a contrarian like Your Uncle Bruno and grab a couple tacos and more than a couple Dos Equis Ambers for lunch.

Your Uncle Bruno is having his tunafish sammy on Cinco de Mayo…

 

Bruno Strozek

Written by Bruno Strozek

Bruno Strozek is the author of occasionally semi-coherent piffle and has been a Writer/Editor at Sparta Report since July 2016.

Strozek, along with his alter-egos the decadent, drug-addled Sixties refugee Uncle Bruno and his intolerably feminist SJW Cousin Brunoetta have been riding the not-yet crested wave of deplorability with posts covering politics, sports, entertainment and zombies.

Aptly described as both "hilarious and deeply disturbed" Strozek has enthusiastically embraced the recommendation of the late Raoul Duke that "when the going gets weird the weird turn pro."

Although he has fallen far short of his bucket-list goal of writing for such respectable rags as The National Enquirer and The Weekly World News Strozek is grateful for the opportunity to pen his unhinged screeds at Sparta Report and is constantly amazed and delighted at the reception his pieces receive in the cements.

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