Shocka! Democrats planning to impeach Trump!

Sit down, firmly plant your feet and hold tight to the armrests – a Donk congressional candidate has let slip the world’s worst kept secret: if the Democrats take the House in November they plan to impeach Trump!

The news flash appeared here:

Congressional uber-hopeful Randy Bryce confirmed that he and his potential colleagues would attempt to impeach President Donald Trump were the Democratic Party to retake the House of Representatives following the 2018 midterm elections.


Additionally, confirmation of an impeachment plan from Bryce–a progressive, Bernie Sanders-style Democrat with a massive war chest who has somehow managed to make himself palatable to his party’s centrist wing–could suggest the idea of impeaching Trump is gaining traction among congressional Democrats. At the very least, it’s likely to be an idea endorsed by more and more progressive challengers.


Apologies to Claude Rains:

“I am shocked, shocked to find impeachment plans being drawn up by Democrats!”

Bruno Strozek

Written by Bruno Strozek

Bruno Strozek is the author of occasionally semi-coherent piffle and has been a Writer/Editor at Sparta Report since July 2016.

Strozek, along with his alter-egos the decadent, drug-addled Sixties refugee Uncle Bruno and his intolerably feminist SJW Cousin Brunoetta have been riding the not-yet crested wave of deplorability with posts covering politics, sports, entertainment and zombies.

Aptly described as both "hilarious and deeply disturbed" Strozek has enthusiastically embraced the recommendation of the late Raoul Duke that "when the going gets weird the weird turn pro."

Although he has fallen far short of his bucket-list goal of writing for such respectable rags as The National Enquirer and The Weekly World News Strozek is grateful for the opportunity to pen his unhinged screeds at Sparta Report and is constantly amazed and delighted at the reception his pieces receive in the cements.


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