The Cheetos have been Passed to a New Generation: Brad Thor to Primary Trump

“Let the word go forth from this time and place, to Cuck and Donk alike, that the Bag of Cheetos has been passed to a new generation of #NeverTrump…”

–apologies to JFK

Brad, Brad, Brad.

You were never the writer Vince Flynn was and Mitch Rapp would skin Scot Harvath from nutsack to eyelids before he ever knew what hit him.

The Glen Beck Media Empire takes another scalp:

Conservative author and commentator Brad Thor announced on Twitter Saturday evening that he would challenge President Trump in the 2020 Republican presidential primary.


Thor has served as a host on conservative commentator Glenn Beck’s television and radio programs

Enjoy your Shirley Temple cocktails with Bill Kristol and George Will…

Bruno Strozek

Written by Bruno Strozek

Bruno Strozek is the author of occasionally semi-coherent piffle and has been a Writer/Editor at Sparta Report since July 2016.

Strozek, along with his alter-egos the decadent, drug-addled Sixties refugee Uncle Bruno and his intolerably feminist SJW Cousin Brunoetta have been riding the not-yet crested wave of deplorability with posts covering politics, sports, entertainment and zombies.

Aptly described as both "hilarious and deeply disturbed" Strozek has enthusiastically embraced the recommendation of the late Raoul Duke that "when the going gets weird the weird turn pro."

Although he has fallen far short of his bucket-list goal of writing for such respectable rags as The National Enquirer and The Weekly World News Strozek is grateful for the opportunity to pen his unhinged screeds at Sparta Report and is constantly amazed and delighted at the reception his pieces receive in the cements.


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