Prediction Thread II: Who will be President Pence’s pick for VP?

What could be more fitting for a Friday the 13th post than Full Immersion into the Land of the Left?

Hop into the Way-Forward Machine and off we go!

April 2019.

The Blue Wave delivered The House to the Donks by a whopping 60 seat swing.

Speaker Pelosi and the Donk Braintrust wasted no time in passing Articles of Impeachment and the stunned and fearful barely GOP Senate caved to the Never Trump rump and sealed removal by a scant two votes, but hey, close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.

Newly inaugurated President Pence is hip-deep in trouble of his own; the knives are out for any any excuse to take him to the Impeachment dock as well.

All rests on his pick for vice-president or he too is soon Adios.

So who does Pence pick?

Someone whom the #NeverTrump rump can live with and who has a proven track record as a sure tone-deaf loser.

Ladies and Gentlemen, the envelope please:

Vice President Mitt Romney

Presidentress-In-Waiting Kamala Harris thanks you for playing…


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