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The Wreck of The Titanic (Ego)

Well, we’ve always known that This Was A Possibility.

When you gamble one Long Shot after another and it pays off (are you tired of winning yet?) you know at some point The Piper is gonna collect zis due.

But there comes a point where logic, reason and karma all converge to whisper “this is some really stupid shit your doing” into the zeitgeist’s collective ear.

And so it is with Mr. Lucky’s gigantic hubris and ego.

Case and point:

President Donald Trump says he “would like to” testify before the special counsel Robert Mueller’s Russia investigation.

Here’s what Trump said when he was asked at the White House whether he would like to testify: “”Yes. I would like to.”

Donnie, I mean WTF?

I know you look into the mirror (and into Melania’s gorgeous eyes) and all they both see back  is King Dealmaker.

But Mueller isn’t there to Make a Deal.

And he’s not there to play 10-D chess.

He’s there to skin your ass and hang your hide on The Swamp’s flagpole.

Look, I’m A Deplorable.

I knew your history going in and frankly, given Jeb! & Crew, it was a no-brainier.

You slayed The Hildabeast and talked up The Wall, which is all most of us really care about when it comes Right Down To It.

But now I’ve got a Rooting Interest in your continued success if for no other reason than I have carried your frikkin’ water in a pretty dry, blue desert and Our Fates Are Joined.

So do This Deplorable a solid and Knock This Mueller Shit Off.

If you wanna gamble do it in Atlantic City with your dime, not mine.

Use that T & A (testosterone and adrenaline) on Mitch and Paul and build The Damn Wall already.

Or better yet, fire Mueller’s ass.

That’s a roll of the dice I’d like to see…

 
Bruno Strozek

Written by Bruno Strozek

Bruno Strozek is the author of occasionally semi-coherent piffle and has been a Writer/Editor at Sparta Report since July 2016.

Strozek, along with his alter-egos the decadent, drug-addled Sixties refugee Uncle Bruno and his intolerably feminist SJW Cousin Brunoetta have been riding the not-yet crested wave of deplorability with posts covering politics, sports, entertainment and zombies.

Aptly described as both "hilarious and deeply disturbed" Strozek has enthusiastically embraced the recommendation of the late Raoul Duke that "when the going gets weird the weird turn pro."

Although he has fallen far short of his bucket-list goal of writing for such respectable rags as The National Enquirer and The Weekly World News Strozek is grateful for the opportunity to pen his unhinged screeds at Sparta Report and is constantly amazed and delighted at the reception his pieces receive in the cements.

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