Well, we’ve always known that This Was A Possibility.
When you gamble one Long Shot after another and it pays off (are you tired of winning yet?) you know at some point The Piper is gonna collect zis due.
But there comes a point where logic, reason and karma all converge to whisper “this is some really stupid shit your doing” into the zeitgeist’s collective ear.
And so it is with Mr. Lucky’s gigantic hubris and ego.
President Donald Trump says he “would like to” testify before the special counsel Robert Mueller’s Russia investigation.
Here’s what Trump said when he was asked at the White House whether he would like to testify: “”Yes. I would like to.”
Donnie, I mean WTF?
I know you look into the mirror (and into Melania’s gorgeous eyes) and all they both see back is King Dealmaker.
But Mueller isn’t there to Make a Deal.
And he’s not there to play 10-D chess.
He’s there to skin your ass and hang your hide on The Swamp’s flagpole.
Look, I’m A Deplorable.
I knew your history going in and frankly, given Jeb! & Crew, it was a no-brainier.
You slayed The Hildabeast and talked up The Wall, which is all most of us really care about when it comes Right Down To It.
But now I’ve got a Rooting Interest in your continued success if for no other reason than I have carried your frikkin’ water in a pretty dry, blue desert and Our Fates Are Joined.
So do This Deplorable a solid and Knock This Mueller Shit Off.
If you wanna gamble do it in Atlantic City with your dime, not mine.
Use that T & A (testosterone and adrenaline) on Mitch and Paul and build The Damn Wall already.
Or better yet, fire Mueller’s ass.
That’s a roll of the dice I’d like to see…