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Sick Hillary Clinton Suffers ANOTHER Coughing Fit

And she wants to run for president again in 2020?

Sick Hillary Clinton spoke to the ultra-left wing feminist 2018 Maker’s Conference on Thursday. Of course the (almost) First Woman President couldn’t be bothered to visit the masses in person. The conference had set up a special live stream video for her.

What was supposed to turn into an inspiring message for feminists young and old turned into a nightmare that conjured up the worst images of Sick Hillary Clinton’s 2016 campaign:

Sick Hillary can’t even make it through a simple live stream without breaking down into a coughing fit that makes an asthmatic smoker look healthy. And she wants to run for president again in 2020?

Make no mistake, that is exactly why Hillary is speaking to all these feminist organizations. She’s attempting to rebrand herself as Queen Bee of the feminist movement. Sick Hillary thinks that she can ride the feminazi wave created by the #MeToo movement right back into the Oval Office once Donald Trump is impeached and thrown in jail for life because of Russia.

That’s why we get bizarre, awkward shout-outs to “badass bitches:”

Of course, the very idea that Sick Hillary is any kind of feminist is laughable. After all, it was Hillary Clinton that led the squad that quashed the “bimbo eruptions” that dogged her philandering, sexual assaulting hubby Bill all the way to the White House. There’s plenty of evidence out there that proves Sick Hillary is the exact opposite of what a feminist should be.

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See exhibits A, B, and C…

Will Sick Hillary’s rebrand be successful? The Democrat party as a whole has gotten tired of the Clintons. The Clinton Crime family has ruled the DNC with an iron fist for decades. Democrats expected Hillary to easily win the White House and continue Hopenchange for another eight years. The fact that she lost to the orange clown that is Literally Hitler left a sour taste in many progressives’ mouths. The radical progressive wing of the Democrat party would disappear Bill and Hillary in a heartbeat if they were able to.

On the other hand, left-wing feminists as a whole are stupid and gullible. Perhaps more so than any other leftist. Hillary might be able to fool enough of them to gain some #MeToo cred despite all of her crimes against women. Feminists also tend to be the most shrill leftists imaginable. They might turn out for Hillary in great enough numbers that she’s able to regain some control of a party desperate to kick her to the curb.

Will it be enough to secure the Democrat nomination in 2020? We’ll have to see.

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