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HOW TO TELL IF YOU ARE GOING TO A SH*T HOLE COUNTRY

Vacationing in a Shit Hole Country

For over a week now, the media has been obsessed with the “controversy” of President Trump referring to some countries as “shit holes”. For those who have never traveled abroad, I present to you how to tell if you are likely going to a Shit Hole country.

 

1. If your boss tells you to update your Gamma Globulin, Yellow Fever, Malaria, Dysentery, Tetanus and other fun immunizations- You might be deploying to a Shit Hole.

2. If you are told not to waste your time bringing a radio, or any other electronics, as there is no electricity and there are no signals- You might be deploying to a Shit Hole.


3. If the Travel Pay folks give you a travel advance and the Per Diem rate is only $8.00/day, for everything- You might be deploying to a Shit Hole.


4. If the “Area Cultural” briefing is only 30 minutes long, but the briefing on communicable diseases is 3 hours long- You might be deploying to a Shit Hole.


5. If the “Area Cultural” briefing includes facts that some leaders in the host country keep young boys as sexual slaves- You might be deploying to a Shit Hole.


6. If the “Area Cultural” briefing includes facts that male members of that society have multiple wives, but also engage in sexual activity with barnyard animals- You might be deploying to a Shit Hole.


7. If the “Medical Briefing” includes recommendations not to walk barefoot, drink the local water, or eat ANY food on the local economy- You might be deploying to a Shit Hole.


8. If the “Medical Briefing” includes information that the roadside ditches not only serve as flood control, but also as a common latrine- You might be deploying to a Shit Hole.


9. If the Daily Report for your new assignment includes an area for “Number of Personnel Med-Evaced” from theater for unknown diseases- You might be deploying to a Shit Hole.


10. If the monetary exchange rate is greater than 50 to 1 for local currency to US Dollars- You might be deploying to a Shit Hole.

11. If you are advised to take your own toilet paper and soap – You might be going to a Shit Hole.

12. If you are told that there is no trash collection or sewer systems – You might be going to a Shit Hole.

 

You have now been forewarned. You may now continue your planning for a trip to a Shit Hole country. Do so at your own risk.

 

DISCLAIMER:  This has been a Public Service Announcement brought to you by Pu and The Sparta Report. We have no liability for your travel or any inconveniences that you may encounter. We do not recommend travel to shit hole countries.

Be aware that only Idiots, Democrats, SJW’s and fools travel to shithole countries.

Pu out.

 
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Written by PatrickPu

Former Loan Officer and currently a Case Consultant and Expert Witness in Foreclosure and Lending Litigation cases. Avid follower of NCAA Football and Top 25 teams.

website is Qualified Mortgage Foreclosure Defense Blog https://qmmortgageforeclosuredefense.com/wp1/

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