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A Theory So Crazy It Just Might Be True

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NBC is breathlessly reporting that The Rooshins hacked, penetrated, got their grubby red paws on the voter registration roles of 21 states back in 2016.

According to The Peacock Network:

The U.S. official in charge of protecting American elections from hacking says the Russians successfully penetrated the voter registration rolls of several U.S. states prior to the 2016 presidential election.

In an exclusive interview with NBC News, Jeanette Manfra, the head of cybersecurity at the Department of Homeland Security, said she couldn’t talk about classified information publicly, but in 2016, “We saw a targeting of 21 states and an exceptionally small number of them were actually successfully penetrated.”

Jeh Johnson, who was DHS secretary during the Russian intrusions, said, “2016 was a wake-up call and now it’s incumbent upon states and the Feds to do something about it before our democracy is attacked again.”

The story was first reported way back yonder in September 2017 by the NYT but hey, gotta stir that Trump-Russia Collusion Pot, especially since the Nunes memo narrative has gained traction.

Which brings us to the Theory So Crazy It Just Might Be True: what if the revival of the 21 states hacked meme is really Deep Trump playing The Crazies into calling for a review of the nation’s voter registration roles – all in the name of National Security, of course.

The Deep Trump Endgame being that ALL state voter roles need to be examined not only for evidence of Rooshin Hacking, but also for Dead Voters, Duplicate Voters, Illegal Voters – you catch my drift here, doncha?

What better way to lead The Donks into stepping on a rake?

Crazy?

Crazy like a fox…

Bruno Strozek

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