The Very Stable Genius Is Healthy As A Horse

America’s very own Very Stable Genius has completed his first physical exam as God Emperor of the United States of America.

The verdict? Mr. Trump is strong like bull:

“The president’s physical exam today at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center went exceptionally well,” Dr. Ronnie Jackson, the president’s physician, said in a statement.

Jackson added that “the president is in excellent health and I look forward to briefing some of the details on Tuesday.”

Trump himself has pushed back hard against any suggestion that he’s mentally unfit, this week declaring himself “a very stable genius.”

The examination lasted several hours and considered such things as Trump’s blood pressure, cholesterol, blood sugar, heart rate and weight.

While the exams are not mandatory, modern presidents typically undergo them regularly and release a doctor’s report declaring they are “fit for duty.”

Man, this must be grating for the Left. The man whose diet consists of reportedly gallons of Diet Coke, Big Macs, and liberal tears is fit as a fiddle and ready for duty. They can’t feel good after their “Trump is unhealthy and/or crazy” narrative just got torpedoed by cold, hard science.

In fact many leftists, having gotten their medical degrees at the prestigious WebMD University (go Ocelots!) immediately assumed they knew more than an experienced doctor with an actual medical degree.

Yeah, Trump’s the one that needs a psych evaluation.

When’s the last time you had a physician with a lab dedicated to little ole you? Trump didn’t exactly run on down to LabCorp during his lunch break, sweetheart.

Your analogy is bad and you should feel bad.

You and me both, buddy.

You and me both.