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Pearl clutching GOPe pollster-who-blew-Trump’s-landslide and all-around #NeverTrump apologist is aghast over the alleged comment that has lead to Shitholegate.

As per Twitchy:

And if you don’t think calling a country a “shithole” necessarily means the people are bad, tell me how you‘d react if someone called your hometown the same thing.

Well Frankarooskie, most of the burgs up on The Iron Range, including my little hometown, would definitely qualify as “shitholes” at one time or another.

Call it “creeping shitholitis” thanks to NAFTA and cheap foreign steel.

I’m hoping the El Donaldo turns that around and The Mines recover.

How about the restaya?

Shithole or not shithole, that is the question…




Bruno Strozek

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Bruno Strozek is the author of occasionally semi-coherent piffle and has been a Writer/Editor at Sparta Report since July 2016.

Strozek, along with his alter-egos the decadent, drug-addled Sixties refugee Uncle Bruno and his intolerably feminist SJW Cousin Brunoetta have been riding the not-yet crested wave of deplorability with posts covering politics, sports, entertainment and zombies.

Aptly described as both "hilarious and deeply disturbed" Strozek has enthusiastically embraced the recommendation of the late Raoul Duke that "when the going gets weird the weird turn pro."

Although he has fallen far short of his bucket-list goal of writing for such respectable rags as The National Enquirer and The Weekly World News Strozek is grateful for the opportunity to pen his unhinged screeds at Sparta Report and is constantly amazed and delighted at the reception his pieces receive in the cements.

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