Nooooo!!!! Please, Mr. President, no more Norwegians!

Lost in the whole kerfluffle over El Donaldo’s salty disparagement of Third, Fourth and Fifth World immigration was A Huge Mistake:

Forget the Haitians; instead send more Norwegians?

Now look, it is true that these hapless Kipper Snackers of the Herring Coast don’t have the pedigree of excellent governance provided by years and years of Papa Doc & Baby Doc Duvalier and their activist kaffe klatchers from the Tontons Macoutes

Still, the Norskies have subjected their own Horrors upon the world including lutefisk (rotted cod soaked in lye until it reaches the consistency of a two-month old corpse fished outta the river), gjetost (a horrid brown goat cheese with the odor of the goat itself and the consistency of anti-matter entering a black hole) and aquavit (an alleged liquor made from  fermented dill, caraway seeds and kerosene).

Given the opportunity to leave Norway at beginning of the 20th Century and the ability to settle Anywhere Else they followed their frozen brainpans to the only place on earth worse than Scandinavia: the upper Great Lakes region of the United States – a region filled with bogs, tamarack swamps, hordes upon hordes of biting insects and an average winter temperature of -20 on a warm day.

Lone cultural contribution: really awful Ole & Lena jokes.

(The cruelest Norwegian joke to date has been to convince 100,000 east central African Somalis that the frigid, frozen tundra that is Minnesota was the Promised Land. Talk about hating immigrants…)

So please Mr. President, re-think you Immigration Plan.

Fewer Norwegians!

More Swedes…

Bruno Strozek

Written by Bruno Strozek

Bruno Strozek is the author of occasionally semi-coherent piffle and has been a Writer/Editor at Sparta Report since July 2016.

Strozek, along with his alter-egos the decadent, drug-addled Sixties refugee Uncle Bruno and his intolerably feminist SJW Cousin Brunoetta have been riding the not-yet crested wave of deplorability with posts covering politics, sports, entertainment and zombies.

Aptly described as both "hilarious and deeply disturbed" Strozek has enthusiastically embraced the recommendation of the late Raoul Duke that "when the going gets weird the weird turn pro."

Although he has fallen far short of his bucket-list goal of writing for such respectable rags as The National Enquirer and The Weekly World News Strozek is grateful for the opportunity to pen his unhinged screeds at Sparta Report and is constantly amazed and delighted at the reception his pieces receive in the cements.


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