From the Commander and Chief

A Message to All Spartans

President Trump:

Be seated.

Spartans, this fake news that some sources sling about America not wanting to be great again is a crock of bullshit.

Americans love their country, traditionally.

You are here today for three reasons. First, because you are here to defend the ideals of your country. Second, you are here because you would not want to be anywhere else.

Third, you are here because you are real Spartans and all real Spartans like to fight.

Americans play to win all of the time. I wouldn’t give a hoot in hell for a Spartan who lost and laughed.

I know some of you might be afraid of change. Remember that the Democrats are more afraid than you are. They are not supermen.

Trump supporters are a team. The team lives, sleeps, eats, and fights as a team. This individual NeverTrump stuff is pure horse shit. The bilious bastards who write that kind of stuff for CNN don’t know any more about winning at politics than they know about fucking!

We have the most loyal supporters, the greatest cabinet ever, the best words, and ME! Why, by God, I actually pity those poor sons-of-bitches we’re going up against. By God, I do.

All of the real heroes are not storybook Republicans, either. Every single Spartan in this beautiful movement plays a vital role. Don’t ever let up. Don’t ever think that your job is unimportant. Every Spartan has a job to do and they must do it.

What if every blogger suddenly decided that he didn’t like the whine of everyone on Facebook, turned yellow, and turned off their computer? The cowardly bastard could say, ‘Hell, they won’t miss me, just one Spartan in thousands.’

But, what if every Spartan thought that way?

Where in the hell would we be now?

What would our country, our loved ones, our homes, even the world, be like?

No, Goddamnit, Americans don’t think like that.

Every Spartan does his job. Every Spartan serves the whole. Every one of the Big Dogs, the B-team, and every cementer, is important in this vast movement.

If a Spartan spends too much time on Twitter and they just stay there all day, a liberal will get to them eventually. The hell with that idea. The hell with taking it.

We’ll win against fake news, but we’ll win it only by fighting and by showing the Democrats that we’ve got more great ideas than they have; or ever will have.

But God help me, I do love Twitter so.

We’re not going to just defeat the Democrats, we’re going to rip out their living Goddamned guts and use them to grease the trucks of bad hombres headed south.

We’re going to defeat Democrats by the bushel-fucking-basket. Politics is a bloody, killing business. You’ve got to spill their blood, or they will spill yours. Metaphorically, of course.

I don’t want to get any messages saying, ‘we are filibustering.’ We are not filibustering a Goddamned thing. Let the Democrats do that. We are advancing our agenda constantly.

Our basic plan of operation is to advance and to keep on advancing regardless of whether we have to go over, under, or through the Democrats. We are going to go through them like crap through a goose; like shit through a tin horn!

From time to time there will be some complaints that we are pushing our people too hard.

I don’t give a good Goddamn about such complaints. I believe in the old and sound rule that an ounce of sweat will save a gallon of blood.

The harder WE push, the more Democrats we defeat. The more Democrats we defeat, the more Republicans we elect. I want you all to remember that.

There is one great thing that you Spartans will all be able to say after my presidency is over.

You may be thankful that twenty years from now when you are sitting by the fireplace with your grandchild on your knee and they ask you what you did when Donald Trump was president, you WON’T have to cough, shift them to the other knee and say, ‘Well, I marched in the Women’s March and wore a pussy hat.’

No, Sir, you can look them straight in the eye and say, ‘I was a Spartan and helped make America great again with a Son-of-a-Goddamned-Bitch named Donald J. Trump!'”

Mark Rosneck

Written by Mark Rosneck

Site owner and whipping boy. Posting entirely in whiteface.

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