Estrogen Festival 2018: The Oscarettes

It’s a horse race!

Who’s brand is worse: Hollywood or the NFL?

I was one for eight last year: Dunkirk

A cheepo matinee for The Geezer Rate.

Brought my own treats but don’t sneak beers in anymore.

Anyway, here’s the list:


Call Me By Your Name

Darkest Hour


Get Out

Lady Bird

Phantom Thread

The Post

The Shape of Water

Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

Almost went to see Darkest Hour but then I heard it advertised something like ” The story of leadership we especially need today!” or some such snarky swipe at Trump.

Good grief, won’t these people ever learn?

So I can wait for Netflix.

At least they haven’t ruined their brand.




Bruno Strozek

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Bruno Strozek is the author of occasionally semi-coherent piffle and has been a Writer/Editor at Sparta Report since July 2016.

Strozek, along with his alter-egos the decadent, drug-addled Sixties refugee Uncle Bruno and his intolerably feminist SJW Cousin Brunoetta have been riding the not-yet crested wave of deplorability with posts covering politics, sports, entertainment and zombies.

Aptly described as both "hilarious and deeply disturbed" Strozek has enthusiastically embraced the recommendation of the late Raoul Duke that "when the going gets weird the weird turn pro."

Although he has fallen far short of his bucket-list goal of writing for such respectable rags as The National Enquirer and The Weekly World News Strozek is grateful for the opportunity to pen his unhinged screeds at Sparta Report and is constantly amazed and delighted at the reception his pieces receive in the cements.

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