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End of the Brooklyn Roads Shows: Neil Diamond Retiring – has Parkinson’s

Well this sucks:

Neil Diamond is retiring from touring after he says he was diagnosed with Parkinson’s disease.

Days shy of his 77th birthday, the rock legend is canceling his tour dates in Australia and New Zealand for March.  He was on his 50th anniversary tour.

The Rock and Roll Hall of Famer offered his “sincerest apologies” to those who planned to go to his shows and says he plans to still write, record and work on other projects “for a long time to come.”

Diamond’s numerous hits include “Sweet Caroline,” “America,” “Love on the Rocks” and “Hello Again.”

Diamond turns 77 on Wednesday and will get the lifetime achievement award at Sunday’s Grammy awards.

I have a soft spot for Neil Diamond – my first Big Time Rock Concert.

Second one: Grateful Dead.

(Pro tip: never, never, never ever eat, drink or smoke anything being passed around at a Grateful Dead show. Especially if you are 18 and predisposed to so do…)

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