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COVFEFE Set to Become Official

We all remember the tweet. “Covfefe”…but what was the meaning?

Spelling error, Trump loosing his mind, or was it one of Trumps devious and yet brilliant trolls?

Remember all the media speculation? I do…

Eventually, the jokes lurched into delirium. Twitter users held forth on the former F.B.I. director James Covfefe. They pledged to order a grande covfefe during their next Starbucks runs. They announced they had at last discovered what Bill Murray whispered to Scarlett Johansson at the end of “Lost in Translation.”

And as the hour wore on, stragglers turned their lonely eyes to the only account that could save them. “Help, @MerriamWebster,” pleaded Jessica Taylor, a reporter at NPR, one of several to make the request.

Looks as thought the Jedi Troll Master has struck again.

I submit for your approval:

H.R.2884 — 115th Congress (2017-2018) Communications Over Various Feeds Electronically For Engagement Act of 2017 or the COVFEFE Act of 2017

Titles: H.R.2884 — 115th Congress (2017-2018)
All Information (Except Text)
Short Titles
Short Titles – House of Representatives
Short Titles as Introduced

COVFEFE Act of 2017
Communications Over Various Feeds Electronically For Engagement Act of 2017
Official Titles
Official Titles – House of Representatives
Official Title as Introduced

To amend section 2201 of title 44, United States Code, to require the preservation of Presidential social media accounts, and for other purposes.

We should be getting a full explanation and apology from the MSM in 3-2-Never….

115th CONGRESS
1st Session
H. R. 2884

To amend section 2201 of title 44, United States Code, to require the preservation of Presidential social media accounts, and for other purposes.
IN THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES
June 12, 2017

Mr. Quigley introduced the following bill; which was referred to the Committee on Oversight and Government Reform
A BILL

To amend section 2201 of title 44, United States Code, to require the preservation of Presidential social media accounts, and for other purposes.
Be it enacted by the Senate and House of Representatives of the United States of America in Congress assembled,

SECTION 1. Short title.

This Act may be cited as the “Communications Over Various Feeds Electronically For Engagement Act of 2017” or the “COVFEFE Act of 2017”.

SEC. 2. Requirement for preservation of social media accounts.

Section 2201 of title 44, United States Code, is amended—

(1) in paragraph (1), by inserting “social media,” after “films,”;

(2) in paragraph (2);

(A) in subparagraph (A), by striking “; but” and inserting a semicolon;

(B) by redesignating subparagraph (B) as subparagraph (C);

(C) by inserting after subparagraph (A) the following new subparagraph:

“(B) includes any personal and official social media account; but”; and

(D) in subparagraph (C), as so redesignated, by inserting after “(ii) personal records” the following: “, except as provided for in subparagraph (B)”; and

(3) by adding at the end the following new paragraph:

“(6) The term ‘social media’ means any form of electronic communication (such as a website for social networking and microblogging) through which users create an online community to share information, ideas, personal messages, and other content (such as videos).”.

 
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