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Breaking! “January 13, 2018, a Day that Will Not Live in Infamy”

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A major “Oopsie Daisy” out in Hawaii today:

A false ballistic missile threat alert was sent to Hawaii phones on Saturday morning, sending the state into a panic.

It took about 15 minutes for officials to confirm that the alert was a mistake, but the cause of the error was not immediately clear.

But it took emergency management officials nearly 40 minutes to send out a “false alarm” alert to cell phones using the same mechanism that sent out the emergency warning in the first place.

Bruno Strozek

Written by Bruno Strozek

Bruno Strozek is the author of occasionally semi-coherent piffle and has been a Writer/Editor at Sparta Report since July 2016.

Strozek, along with his alter-egos the decadent, drug-addled Sixties refugee Uncle Bruno and his intolerably feminist SJW Cousin Brunoetta have been riding the not-yet crested wave of deplorability with posts covering politics, sports, entertainment and zombies.

Aptly described as both "hilarious and deeply disturbed" Strozek has enthusiastically embraced the recommendation of the late Raoul Duke that "when the going gets weird the weird turn pro."

Although he has fallen far short of his bucket-list goal of writing for such respectable rags as The National Enquirer and The Weekly World News Strozek is grateful for the opportunity to pen his unhinged screeds at Sparta Report and is constantly amazed and delighted at the reception his pieces receive in the cements.

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