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All About That Race

Yeah, I’m back with another one of my non-hits. After getting into an argument with some wrestling fans, of all people, about racism, this just popped into my head. What can I say? I’m weird. Anyway, enjoy.

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Because you know I’m all about that race,
’bout that race, no Whitey,
I’m all about that race,
’bout that race, no Whitey,
I’m all about that race,
’bout that race, no Whitey,
I’m all about that race, ’bout that race.

Yeah, it’s pretty clear, I only see hue,
But I can agitate like I’m supposed to do
‘Cause I got that black mask so when the cops give chase
All of them will miss ’cause they can’t see my face
I see the talking heads working that narrative
We know that line ain’t real, But it’s imperative
If you hate Trumpy voters just shoot ’em up
‘Cause every inch of them is racist from the bottom to the top.

Yeah, my teacher she told me that everyone has to choose.
She says “Don’t let them fool you, they’re all just a bunch of Jews.”
You know I will fight a stick-wielding liquored-up Whitey brawl
So if that’s what you’re into then go ahead and come along.

Because you know I’m all about that race,
’bout that race, no Whitey,
I’m all about that race,
’bout that race, no Whitey,
I’m all about that race,
’bout that race, no Whitey,
I’m all about that race, ’bout that race.

I’m bringing violence back
Go ahead and tell them cracker racists that,
No, I’m not playing. I got a baseball bat
I’m here to use it,
every inch of it is bloodstained from the bottom to the top.

Yeah, the lawyer he told me don’t worry about the charge.
‘Cause it’s Berkeley and lots of us are roaming out at large.
You know it’s okay to beat on them racists for quite a while.
Then I’ll go to an Antifa meeting and say ‘Seig Heil.’

Because you know I’m all about that race,
’bout that race, no Whitey,
I’m all about that race,
’bout that race, no Whitey,
I’m all about that race,
’bout that race, no Whitey,
I’m all about that race, ’bout that race.

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