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Spartan Challenge: Pick the Absolute Worst Christmas Songs of All Time

The blogging elves over at PJMedia have put out a list of the Ten Worst Christmas Songs Ever.

My guess is that the Sparta Report Cementers can top them without breaking a sweat.

And while any list of Musical Nightmares Before Christmas that includes a Mariah Carey/Justin Bieber duet sets a solid bar for putridity and must be taken seriously, I nevertheless object to the placement of Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer on said role of dishonor:

How awful a scenario — and one that I kind of don’t want my toddler to sing while he’s learning about the true meaning of Christmas… And, by the way, how great that grandpa is handling the death of his wife so well by watching football, drinking beer, and playing cards.

Personally I find Grampa’s handling of the situation top shelf and my bet is Grandma (may she rest in peace) would be just fine with The Old Man not changing a damn thing in his Holiday routine despite her untimely departure.

Besides, Santa Got a DWI when he took out Granny and ended up spending Christmas in Jail for his trouble.

So have at it.

Make Your Uncle Bruno proud Sparticles…


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