Sparta Report

It’s Binge Mania Season on NetFlix

Uh, yeah, my name is Bruno and am a Netflix binge-o-holic.

HI BRUNO! WELCOME AND THANK YOU FOR COMING TONIGHT.

Uh, you betcha I guess.

SO BRUNO WOULD YOU LIKE TO SHARE?

Well, uh, I’m here.

THAT’S GREAT!

Yeah, well, if you say so. Anyway, I’m a real Netflix junkie and when I saw what was coming up in December I just knew I had to come by for support cuz otherwise I’m gonna be plunked down in fronta the flat screen 24/7 for about the next three weeks.

WHY IS THAT BRUNO?

Because The Crown, because Godless, because Turn!, because somebody told me Stranger Things is a must.

MY DEAR BRUNO, THAT IS QUITE A LIST. ANYTHING ELSE?

Well I just finished a top-notch drama for grown-ups, Longmire (You go Walt, you sly old dog), the ultra-violent Punisher and the exceedingly creepy Mindhunter.

I really think I should take a break for the Holidays but geez, so many shows and I sure don’t wanna spend all day every day Sparticating.

WELL BRUNO IF I WERE YOU I’D JUST GO FOR IT! GRAB THAT GUSTO AND JUST DO IT!

Huh? Thanks.  That’s not really what I expected from a leader of this group but what the hell.

Say, you’re a new facilitator aren’t you? I never caught your handle tho.

NO WORRIES BRUNO.

PLEASED TO MEET YOU.

HOPE YOU GUESS MY NAME!

OH YEAH!

BUT WHAT’S PUZZLING YOU IS THE NATURE OF MY GAME…

Get real time article updates directly to your device, subscribe now!

Send this to a friend