Sparta Report

It’s Binge Mania Season on NetFlix

Uh, yeah, my name is Bruno and am a Netflix binge-o-holic.

HI BRUNO! WELCOME AND THANK YOU FOR COMING TONIGHT.

Uh, you betcha I guess.

SO BRUNO WOULD YOU LIKE TO SHARE?

Well, uh, I’m here.

THAT’S GREAT!

Yeah, well, if you say so. Anyway, I’m a real Netflix junkie and when I saw what was coming up in December I just knew I had to come by for support cuz otherwise I’m gonna be plunked down in fronta the flat screen 24/7 for about the next three weeks.

WHY IS THAT BRUNO?

Because The Crown, because Godless, because Turn!, because somebody told me Stranger Things is a must.

MY DEAR BRUNO, THAT IS QUITE A LIST. ANYTHING ELSE?

Well I just finished a top-notch drama for grown-ups, Longmire (You go Walt, you sly old dog), the ultra-violent Punisher and the exceedingly creepy Mindhunter.

I really think I should take a break for the Holidays but geez, so many shows and I sure don’t wanna spend all day every day Sparticating.

WELL BRUNO IF I WERE YOU I’D JUST GO FOR IT! GRAB THAT GUSTO AND JUST DO IT!

Huh? Thanks.  That’s not really what I expected from a leader of this group but what the hell.

Say, you’re a new facilitator aren’t you? I never caught your handle tho.

NO WORRIES BRUNO.

PLEASED TO MEET YOU.

HOPE YOU GUESS MY NAME!

OH YEAH!

BUT WHAT’S PUZZLING YOU IS THE NATURE OF MY GAME…