Uh, yeah, my name is Bruno and am a Netflix binge-o-holic.

HI BRUNO! WELCOME AND THANK YOU FOR COMING TONIGHT.

Uh, you betcha I guess.

SO BRUNO WOULD YOU LIKE TO SHARE?

Well, uh, I’m here.

THAT’S GREAT!

Yeah, well, if you say so. Anyway, I’m a real Netflix junkie and when I saw what was coming up in December I just knew I had to come by for support cuz otherwise I’m gonna be plunked down in fronta the flat screen 24/7 for about the next three weeks.

WHY IS THAT BRUNO?

Because The Crown, because Godless, because Turn!, because somebody told me Stranger Things is a must.

MY DEAR BRUNO, THAT IS QUITE A LIST. ANYTHING ELSE?

Well I just finished a top-notch drama for grown-ups, Longmire (You go Walt, you sly old dog), the ultra-violent Punisher and the exceedingly creepy Mindhunter.

I really think I should take a break for the Holidays but geez, so many shows and I sure don’t wanna spend all day every day Sparticating.

WELL BRUNO IF I WERE YOU I’D JUST GO FOR IT! GRAB THAT GUSTO AND JUST DO IT!

Huh? Thanks.  That’s not really what I expected from a leader of this group but what the hell.

Say, you’re a new facilitator aren’t you? I never caught your handle tho.

NO WORRIES BRUNO.

PLEASED TO MEET YOU.

HOPE YOU GUESS MY NAME!

OH YEAH!

BUT WHAT’S PUZZLING YOU IS THE NATURE OF MY GAME…

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Bruno Strozek

Bruno Strozek is the author of occasionally semi-coherent piffle and has been a Writer/Editor at Hot Gas & Sparta Report since July 2016.

By writing an ungodly number of Reader Submissions from April 2016 through June 2016 Strozek essentially brow-beat the Hot Gas/Sparta Report senior editorship into a quivering mass of submission thereby securing his present position.

Strozek, along with his alter-egos the decadent, drug-addled Sixties refugee Uncle Bruno and his intolerably feminist SJW Cousin Brunoetta have been riding the not-yet crested wave of deplorability with posts covering politics, sports, entertainment and zombies.

Although he has fallen far short of his bucket-list goal of writing for such respectable rags as The National Enquirer and The Weekly World News Strozek is grateful for the opportunity to pen his unhinged screeds at Sparta Report and is constantly amazed and delighted at the reception his pieces receive in the cements.