Is Melania Trump The Most Glamorous First Lady Ever?

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She’s beauty. She’s grace. She’s the First Lady of the United States. Melania Trump always looks her best whether she’s wowing foreign dignitaries or up to her elbows in the White House garden. Some style critics have likened her to Jackie Onassis.

Is it fair to say that Melania Trump is the most glamorous First Lady ever?

You be the judge.

I’m not the first person to ask this question, either. Pundits, fashionistas, and style critics have all wondered out loud whether or not Melania is the most beautiful First Lady our country has ever seen. Fashion designer Paul Costelloe, for example, has gushed about the impact Melania has had on the fashion world.

Liberals all across the country were still wallowing in pits of sorrow when the website SportsGrid declared Melania to be the hottest First Lady in history. A bit sexist? Perhaps, but it was just one more delicious twist of the knife that had already pierced the Left’s collective hearts the day after Literally Hitler stole the White House from The First Woman President (TM).

Former political advisor and raconteur Roger Stone declared Melania would be the most glamorous First Lady since Jackie Kennedy. It’s a comparison that Melania herself seemed to invite when she wore a blue dress reminiscent of the Queen of Camelot to the God-Emperor’s inauguration.

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Jackie O reincarnated?

Is Melania Trump really the most glamorous First Lady this country has ever seen? I don’t think there’s an answer to that question that would make everyone happy. I do know one thing, however. Melania is certainly a hell of a lot prettier than what we would have gotten if the country elected The First Woman President (TM).

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