BREAKING FAKE NEWS: Is Jesse Ventura about to replace Al Franken in the US Senate?

Rumors have been swirling around the Minnesota statehouse this afternoon that Governor Mark Dayton is planing to appoint former Governor and All Star Rasslin’ Super-Villian Jesse Ventura to replace Senator Al Franken after the embattled former SNL writer/performer abdicates his seat on Thursday.

While Dayton remains holed up in the Governor’s Mansion on Summit Avenue in Saint Paul and could not be reached for official comment on the breaking story, unidentified and more than likely non-existent sources say that Ventura is at or over the top on the short list of potential senatorial replacement appointees.


Bruno Strozek

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Bruno Strozek is the author of occasionally semi-coherent piffle and has been a Writer/Editor at Sparta Report since July 2016.

Strozek, along with his alter-egos the decadent, drug-addled Sixties refugee Uncle Bruno and his intolerably feminist SJW Cousin Brunoetta have been riding the not-yet crested wave of deplorability with posts covering politics, sports, entertainment and zombies.

Aptly described as both "hilarious and deeply disturbed" Strozek has enthusiastically embraced the recommendation of the late Raoul Duke that "when the going gets weird the weird turn pro."

Although he has fallen far short of his bucket-list goal of writing for such respectable rags as The National Enquirer and The Weekly World News Strozek is grateful for the opportunity to pen his unhinged screeds at Sparta Report and is constantly amazed and delighted at the reception his pieces receive in the cements.

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