Sparta Report

BREAKING FAKE NEWS: Is Jesse Ventura about to replace Al Franken in the US Senate?

Rumors have been swirling around the Minnesota statehouse this afternoon that Governor Mark Dayton is planing to appoint former Governor and All Star Rasslin’ Super-Villian Jesse Ventura to replace Senator Al Franken after the embattled former SNL writer/performer abdicates his seat on Thursday.

While Dayton remains holed up in the Governor’s Mansion on Summit Avenue in Saint Paul and could not be reached for official comment on the breaking story, unidentified and more than likely non-existent sources say that Ventura is at or over the top on the short list of potential senatorial replacement appointees.

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