Sexual Harassment Politics & The Nuke-Leer Option: The UniParty has dropped The Big One

Well, boys, I reckon this is it – nuclear combat toe to toe with the Roosskies.

–Major T. J. “King” Kong

Or, to restate with apologies to The Major:

“Well, boys, I reckon this is it – Nuke-Leer Political Combat toe to toe with the UniParty.”

The “Big One” is the Total Mutually Assured Destruction launch of maximum megaton Sexual Harassment Accusation-tipped missiles fired promiscuously at any and all Targets of Opportunity be they Hollywood stooges, a do-nothing Congress, Donk expendables, MAGA-leaning insurgent politicos, Bill Clinton’s peccadilloes and even the MSM itself in the hunt for the ultimate target: El Donaldo Maximus himself.

The fact that The Uniparty would Push The Button is testament to The Fear that the MAGA Insurgency has engendered in The Ruling Class.

The fact that the UniParty is willing to scorch the political landscape in order to destroy MAGA and create apprehension about the thought of anyone ever mounting a MAGA style candidacy in the future frankly stuns me and makes me proud.

They are attempting to nuke any future challenge to The Established Order and if it means that there is collateral damage on their side well, that’s just An Acceptable Price of Doing Business.

Honest to God, I never realized until this moment how taken by The Fear the UniParty Establishment was.

We have been witness to a modern day fall of a political House of Batiatus and a fearsome  revolt of the servile class AKA The Deplorables.

Rome (the Uniparty) has chosen to activate All Their Legions, go to any length and suffer any level of casualty to snuff out any hope that a future Spartacus (Trump) will every again raise a sword to The Existing Order.

Yeah, we know how this ends, but that doesn’t mean we can’t enjoy the ride.

So open the silo doors – time to sling a few our own MAGAton missiles back.

Make that rubble bounce



Bruno Strozek

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Bruno Strozek is the author of occasionally semi-coherent piffle and has been a Writer/Editor at Sparta Report since July 2016.

Strozek, along with his alter-egos the decadent, drug-addled Sixties refugee Uncle Bruno and his intolerably feminist SJW Cousin Brunoetta have been riding the not-yet crested wave of deplorability with posts covering politics, sports, entertainment and zombies.

Aptly described as both "hilarious and deeply disturbed" Strozek has enthusiastically embraced the recommendation of the late Raoul Duke that "when the going gets weird the weird turn pro."

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