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Electoral Disaster! Pirate Party and Rainbows Butterflies & Unicorns Party Candidates outpoll Republican Party in Minneapolis Mayoral Race! Giant Blue Wave swamps Trump despite his heroic campaign effort for GOP Party Insiders in VA & NJ!!

Tuesday Night’s Blue Wave washed over the City of Lakes as the DFL (Democrat-Farmer-Labor) swept to victory in the the Minneapolis mayoral election.

As demonstrated in Virginia, New Jersey and New York City, Democrat candidates thoroughly trounced a full slate of mega high-quality, inspirational and spirited GOP candidates to make November 7, 2017 a Wave Election for the Ages despite a maximum investment of political capitol by President Trump in the contested races.

So poorly did The Party of Trump perform in Minneapolis that both Captain Jack Sparrow of the Pirate Party

Minneapolis mayoral candidate Jack Sparrow

and David John Wilson (standard bearer for the Rainbows-Butterflies-Unicorns coalition party)

both gathered more votes than the Republicans.

(Of course the Elephants long ago folded their tent in the City of Lakes and slinked off to the Greener Pastures of Suburbia leaving the dozens of GOP faithful still residing in Minneapolis with no Republican voting choice in city elections…)

And herein is the crux of the GOP’s much diminished chances for the 2018 election cycle:  if the Republicans cannot even muster a token challenger to counter the Pirate party (435 votes) and RBU party (216 votes) juggernauts how will they possibly be able to gain Senate seats in such Solid Blue Havens as North Dakota, Montana, Indiana, West Virginia and Missouri much less be competitive in the battlegrounds of Ohio, Michigan, Pennsylvania, Florida and Wisconsin?

Sure Trump won all those states but That Was Before The Great Blue Wave came crashing down on the GOP’s hopes and dreams for 2018!

By sweeping to victories in the Virginia and New Jersey governor races and trouncing the GOP in the mayor’s tilts in Minneapolis, Saint Paul and New York City it is eminently obvious to all but the most Low-IQ Trumpkin out there that the Die is Cast and the days left in The Reign of the House of Orange are dwindling quicker than Harvey Weinstein drops his pants.

Woe!

Woe has fallen upon the Land of the Deplorables!

Woe!

Woe!

Woe…

 
Bruno Strozek

Written by Bruno Strozek

Bruno Strozek is the author of occasionally semi-coherent piffle and has been a Writer/Editor at Sparta Report since July 2016.

Strozek, along with his alter-egos the decadent, drug-addled Sixties refugee Uncle Bruno and his intolerably feminist SJW Cousin Brunoetta have been riding the not-yet crested wave of deplorability with posts covering politics, sports, entertainment and zombies.

Aptly described as both "hilarious and deeply disturbed" Strozek has enthusiastically embraced the recommendation of the late Raoul Duke that "when the going gets weird the weird turn pro."

Although he has fallen far short of his bucket-list goal of writing for such respectable rags as The National Enquirer and The Weekly World News Strozek is grateful for the opportunity to pen his unhinged screeds at Sparta Report and is constantly amazed and delighted at the reception his pieces receive in the cements.

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