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Great Pumpkin Beware! Here’s this year’s top liberal triggering costumes countdown

From the folks at PJ Media just in time for All Hallow’s Eve comes the list of this year’s Top 5 Most Likely to Trigger a Liberal trick or treat outfits for Deplorable Adults:

Slutty Hoboette

Sinister Arab (with scimitar)

Hot Indian Princess (feather, not dot and definitely not Elizabeth Warren)

Grotesquely Fat Ballerina

The Wall

Liberals are predictably outraged:

“If cultural appropriation on Halloween isn’t for you, here’s a directly racist costume straight from Party City,” another upset liberal wrote.

It even has antifa types riled up: “If I see anyone wearing a ‘The Wall’ costume, fair warning, you’re getting punched. Like hard,” the enraged snowflake fumed.

See what I mean?

Be careful out there, folks. Halloween can be very scary — especially if you’re wearing a costume that triggers liberals.

Meanwhile next Tuesday night Your Uncle Bruno will be sitting at home, porch light on and readily handing out chocolate cigars & candy cigarettes to the neighborhood urchins that come calling…

 
Bruno Strozek

Written by Bruno Strozek

Bruno Strozek is the author of occasionally semi-coherent piffle and has been a Writer/Editor at Sparta Report since July 2016.

Strozek, along with his alter-egos the decadent, drug-addled Sixties refugee Uncle Bruno and his intolerably feminist SJW Cousin Brunoetta have been riding the not-yet crested wave of deplorability with posts covering politics, sports, entertainment and zombies.

Aptly described as both "hilarious and deeply disturbed" Strozek has enthusiastically embraced the recommendation of the late Raoul Duke that "when the going gets weird the weird turn pro."

Although he has fallen far short of his bucket-list goal of writing for such respectable rags as The National Enquirer and The Weekly World News Strozek is grateful for the opportunity to pen his unhinged screeds at Sparta Report and is constantly amazed and delighted at the reception his pieces receive in the cements.

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