Let’s trade Kallifornia for Guam!
So the CalExit secession movement is picking up steam and heading for a vote-off in just over a year:
A leader for the CalExit movement told Fox News Channel’s Tucker Carlson that California is not part of the United States and it’s time to formalize that reality.
“This is California. We’re not the United States. Our values are different,” said Shankar Singram, vice president of the California Freedom Coalition. “We’re fundamentally different in how we act and speak and think about the world globally. Whether it has to do with war, the climate, the environment. We’re just a different state.”
He added, “We are going to do things that are beneficial for our state, and we disregard what the United States thinks or even their laws,” pointing to sanctuary cities and marijuana laws as examples where California is currently defying the feds.
OK then; I say let ‘er buck – with one caveat: once Kally hit’s the road with Jack we bring in Guam as the Fiftieth State replacement.
I mean look, ‘lil Kim can take ’em both out with his nukes so I’d say it’s a fair trade with regard to the potential mushroom cloud harvest anyway.
Plus the Mayor of Guam appears to be a MAGA kinda guy:
As far as I’m concerned, as an American citizen, I want a president that says that if any nation such as North Korea attack Guam, attack Honolulu, attack the west coast, they will be met with Hell and fury.”
And let’s make sure Kally Guv Moonbeam and the Sanctuary City Crews in San Fran and Lost Angeles start backing and printing their own Bear Flag Republic greenbacks. Put Jeff Bezos and Mark Zuckerberg on the ones and fives and a Rosie O’Donnell mug medley on the heavier bills.
Second best part: Hey Democrats! Say Adios to 55 slam dunk Blue Electoral Votes!
Best part: Old Glory keeps 50 stars.