Cousin Brunoetta is sitting in for Uncle Bruno this morning .  Here is her post:

Good Morning all you Deplorable Spartacle Climate Change Deniers.

What can I say? Now that Your Orange Hitler has ripped up the Paris thingy it didn’t take long at all for The Planet To Heat Up.

Doubt me?

Last week it was barley 60 degrees here in Blue Resistance City (yay!) but yesterday it was almost 90!  Didn’t take long for The Doofus in Chief to fry Mother Earth now did it?

And have you noticed it seems The Sun is burning Our Precious Mother a bit longer every day lately?  More proof of Climate Change for you to deny.

At least The Smart People in California are going to get rid of Daylight Saving Time.  That way the sun won’t be out as long to fry the world.

And don’t get me started on The Penis Connection to all this Climate Craziness! (ugh!)

Anyway, The Despicable Uncle is wind surfing over at the politically correct Lake Bde Maka Ska, formerly the racist Lake Calhoun, this morning.

I think he just goes there to leer at the “Hot Chicks” as he calls them so I got stuck with picking three from this weeks collection of Sparta Report drivel.

Here you go:

 

Who We Remember: Memorial Day 2017 by TNarch

EviLosers by Mark Rosneck

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The Book of Trump: Chapter 22 and Chapter 23 by Deplorable Gloater

 

There.

Now I am done and I can still make it to the first meeting of “Pussyhats for Polar Bears”…

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Bruno Strozek
Bruno Strozek is the author of occasionally semi-coherent piffle and has been a Writer/Editor at Hot Gas & Sparta Report since July 2016. By writing an ungodly number of Reader Submissions from April 2016 through June 2016 Strozek essentially brow-beat the Hot Gas/Sparta Report senior editorship into a quivering mass of submission thereby securing his present position. Strozek, along with his alter-egos the decadent, drug-addled Sixties refugee Uncle Bruno and his intolerably feminist SJW Cousin Brunoetta have been riding the not-yet crested wave of deplorability with posts covering politics, sports, entertainment and zombies. Although he has fallen far short of his bucket-list goal of writing for such respectable rags as The National Enquirer and The Weekly World News Strozek is grateful for the opportunity to pen his unhinged screeds at Sparta Report and is constantly amazed and delighted at the reception his pieces receive in the cements.
 
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