The $15 Minimum Wage: Minneapolis does Socialism Right!

Note: Today’s post was written by Cousin Brunoetta, Social Justice Warrior and Pussy Hatted Feminist Extraordinaire.

Greetings Spartan Comradicles!

I am please to report that Minneapolis, City of Lakes and center of The Resistance is poised to do what no other Socialist/Communist/Bolshevikist state or regime has been able to accomplish in 100 years of trying – mainly Impose the Will of the Workers on the Running Dog Capitalists in a humane and efficient manner!

This week the Minneapolis City Council Politburo will raise the Minimum Wage for all the Oppressed Workers to a minimum of $15.00 per hour!

Marks and Ingalls be praised!

I know what you Deplorable Knuckle-draggers are thinking: “yeah, right…”

And I will be the first to admit that it has been a Rocky Ride to get to the New Socialist Utopia.

Uncle Joe Stalin, Chairman Mao, Pol Pot – sure, they broke few eggs to make a few Red Omelets – but into each life a little rain must fall especially if it is for The Greater Good.

And the Lying Media is doing their level best to find unkind things to say about The Glorious Leader (standing tall, er, alone) against the decadent West.

And sure the caffeine-jangled dolts in the Emerald City of the Pacific Northwest have temporarily screwed it up for The Rest of Us but…

“The People, United, Will Never Be Defeated.”

And that is the case in Minneapolis.

In fact Her Honor, Mayorette Betsy Hodges has already gotten the jump on the Nay-Saying business community with the Interstate 35 & 94 rebuild projects.

Highway, schmwhyway – it’s the Easy Spoonful of Necessary Medicine to keep the weak-kneed in the business community from loading it all onto the U-Haul and moving to Richfield or Anoka or whatever counter-revolutionary suburban backwater beckons.

You see your Orange Buffoon thinks the Proper Role of Walls is to keep people out when Those of Us In the Know understand their True Purpose is to Keep People In.

The Heroes of the Revolution working for the Stasi knew What Was What in that regard.

And yes, sometimes when Socialism isn’t done right things can take a turn for the worse as my late BFF’s Nicolae and Elena Ceausescu tragically discovered:

But have faith Children of The Revolution!

Minneapolis has the Right People in the Right Place at the Right Time!

Workers of the City of Lakes Unite!

You have nothing to lose but your chains!


Bruno Strozek

Written by Bruno Strozek

Bruno Strozek is the author of occasionally semi-coherent piffle and has been a Writer/Editor at Sparta Report since July 2016.

Strozek, along with his alter-egos the decadent, drug-addled Sixties refugee Uncle Bruno and his intolerably feminist SJW Cousin Brunoetta have been riding the not-yet crested wave of deplorability with posts covering politics, sports, entertainment and zombies.

Aptly described as both "hilarious and deeply disturbed" Strozek has enthusiastically embraced the recommendation of the late Raoul Duke that "when the going gets weird the weird turn pro."

Although he has fallen far short of his bucket-list goal of writing for such respectable rags as The National Enquirer and The Weekly World News Strozek is grateful for the opportunity to pen his unhinged screeds at Sparta Report and is constantly amazed and delighted at the reception his pieces receive in the cements.


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